joshpeck:

sometimes you just have to tell someone suck my ass and move on

neotravis:

i would totally date myself like we’d have the same schedule and i already know the dick game is strong

(via satanslittlemermaid)

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

Me. Yesterday. 😒

(via ediblenocturne)

liftedandgiftedd:

I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.

(via adonisaurusrex)

throwin shade aint gon help u shine ma

(Source: 84emojis, via joshpeck)