tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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yourmomsfaggot:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

friend: hey, ive missed you so much!

me: hey ive missed you too! how’ve you be-

friend: so listen, i was wondering if you could do me a favor

me:

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LMFAO! I JUST SCREAMED B ITS 6:36 TOO EARLY FOR LAUGHING MANE

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letsfack:

be cute and text me first so I know you’re thinking of me

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unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

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