sometimes you just have to tell someone suck my ass and move on
i would totally date myself like we’d have the same schedule and i already know the dick game is strong
Much unhappiness has come into the world because of bewilderment and things left unsaid.
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
Me. Yesterday. 😒
I hope whoever I marry is ready to have a ton of sex all the time.