Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”
friend: hey, ive missed you so much!
me: hey ive missed you too! how’ve you be-
friend: so listen, i was wondering if you could do me a favor
LMFAO! I JUST SCREAMED B ITS 6:36 TOO EARLY FOR LAUGHING MANE